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Joke of the Day

"An Irish elocution lesson Say the following words together quickly: Whale. Oil. Beef. Hooked."

"How did Bob die, when he went on a trip to Africa? He got ""boar""ed to death."

"I was helping Animal Control round up a stray dog today, and was hoping to get credit for the catch. But he got the collar."

"What's the difference between a knife and an argument with a girl. The knife has a point"

"How can you tell baseball players are smarter than football players? When was the last time you saw a baseball team penalized for too many men on the field?"

"I'm pretty sure our nanny's grandmother has died like seven times now......"

"I turn the radio down when I drive by cops so there's no evidence of fun."

"As a German, you know what really grinds my gears? Nothing. Our engineering is perfect."

"Other silverware probably hates the large spoon that wears skinny jeans, Keds, and thick rimmed glasses. Nobody likes a hipstirrer."

"What's the difference between LinkedIn and McDonald's? McDonald's knows how to use salt"