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Joke of the Day
"Why don't debutantes like group sex? Too many thank you notes to write"
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"I hate when I am about to hug someone really sexy and my face hits the mirror."
"Peter Jackson just found a postcard JRR Tolkien wrote his nephew in 1938. He's turning it into 22 nine-hour films."
"What do you call a boomerang that doesn't come back? A Stick"
"Ghost joke How could a ghost have two moms One of them has to be a transparent"
"What kind of fish will help you hear better ? A herring aid !"
"Ever since I became asexual I've found I have to repeat myself a lot. ... You're not getting it? Neither am I. ... Let me reiterate."
"""Anyone can be funny... But I can make you hilarious!"" -Marijuana"
"Before the Facebook, if someone disappeared, it meant you should go looking for them. Now it means they got a life."
"A salesman came to my door and tried to sell me a coffin. ""Nah, thats the last thing I'll need"""