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Joke of the Day

"What do you get if cross a frog with some mist ? Kermit the Fog !"

"What's the difference between hungry and horny? (NSFW) Where you put the cucumber."

"I heard about this place that replaces your limbs with prosthetics... But it'll cost you an arm and a leg!"

"What do you call a cow that's had an abortion? Decaffeinated."

"Saw a big girl wearing really short, shredded denim shorts. I'm going to assume those were jeans before she hulked out."

"A blind man walks into a bar... ... a table, and a chair."

"I need to get in shape. If I was murdered right now my chalk outline would be a circle."

"Why don't Southern girls engage in orgies? Too many thank-you notes."

"So your face, is it permanently like that or are you genuinely surprised every time you take a selfie?"

"England football team are great at holding on in extra time."