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Joke of the Day

"Two elderly men are lounging on the porch of the Socialist Nudist Club, and one says to the other.... ""Say old chap, have you read Marx?"" ""Why yes. It's these bloody wicker chairs!"""

"What do Hispanic midgets cut their pizza with? Little Caesar's"

"How Old Is Your Father Teacher: ""How old is your father?"" Boy: ""As old as me."" Teacher: ""How can that be?"" Boy: ""He became a father only when I was born?"""

"What do you get if you cross a pitbull and a hooker? Your last blowjob."

"Why aren't there any British Communists? Because communists believe all proper tea is theft."

"How do they play Pokemon Go in Gaza Strip? They grab a round rock from the ground and say: ""Pick-a-jew""!"

"It's not the bullet that kills you, it's the hole."

"Ever hear about the optimist that was getting eaten by a lion? He managed to get out of the beast, but he looked like shit."

"12 Signs You Might Have Leprosy - Number 8 is jaw-dropping!"

"You know what they say about men who wear dress shoes... They have no soles."