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Joke of the Day
"What do you call a Mexican fighting a Catholic priest? Alien vs. Predator"
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"Why should a good driver always carry weed in his car? So he always hits the green when he's driving."
"What's the difference between a goat and a kid? My neighbour isn't unknowingly raising my goats."
"A three-legged dog hobbles into an old western saloon He limps up to the bartender. ""I'm looking for the man who shot my paw."""
"Q: What kind of house is easiest to pick up? A: A light house."
"Looking to marry a pharmacist. Looks and personality optional. Just don't lose your job."
"Why are camels referred to as ""the ships of the desert"" ? They are full of Iranian seman"
"People can be so fucking rude when they catch you listening in on their conversation."
"What is the difference between men and women? A woman wants one man to satisfy her every need...A man wants every woman to satisfy his one need."
"Kanye West tweeted that Bieber's 'What Do You Mean?' was 2015's best song. The ""...which wouldn't happened without me"" tweet coming soon."