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Joke of the Day
"Looking to marry a pharmacist. Looks and personality optional. Just don't lose your job."
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"A dinosaur walks into a bar and says. #RRRRRRRRRRRRAAAAAAAAAWWWWWWRRRRRRRRRRRRR."
"Computers and my spouse are very similar in some ways. If ever there is something wrong, it's probably my fault."
"I can swallow two pieces of string and when they come out the other end, they'll be tied together... Yep...I shit you knot!"
"That awkward moment when you go for a run and your boobs start to bounce up and down.......and you're a guy."
"Percentage of Childhood Obesity by U.S. State in 2011 x-post from /r/dataisbeautiful"
"Did you hear about... Did you hear about the blind circumciser? He got the sack!"
"Your life doesn't get better by chance. It gets better by choice."
"How are blind kids punished by their parents? The parents move the furniture."
"Colo, the world's oldest gorilla died today... I guess her heart couldn't handle seeing a baboon about to be in office."