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Joke of the Day
"Q: What did the fisherman say to the card magician? A: Pick a cod, any cod!"
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"I just saw a squirrel dragging a wine bottle bag up a tree. I think I found my spirit animal."
"Do you know the difference between me and eggs? Eggs get laid."
"Robin Williams joke from Bicentennial Man A Buddhist walks up to a hot dog vendor and says, ""Make me one with everything."""
"Farting is your ass referring to itself in the turd person."
"What's the difference between my girlfriend and my dog I can make my dog come"
"What kind of dog did the sad cantaloupe get? A melon collie!"
"What do Hitler and Terry Fox have in common? Neither of them could completely finish a race."
"What does a cock and a Rubik's Cube have in common? The more you play with it, the harder it gets. Repost, forgot to proofread ""What's does a dick and a Rubiks Cube have in common?"" From /r/Jokes"
"Vodka and I go together like falling down the stairs and getting fucked in my sleep."