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Joke of the Day
"Q: What did the fisherman say to the card magician? A: Pick a cod, any cod!"
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"Just saw two homeless people hitting each other with cardboard.... Pillow fight?"
"if you wake up.... If you wake up in the middle of the woods and your butt hurts would you tell anyone? No! Wanna go camping?"
"What do West Africans eat for dinner. Ebola soup."
"tell me your best "" i was gonna tell a joke about X but Y"" mine is i was going to tell a joke about Wisconsin but it was too cheesy. ninja edit: i love puns"
"Why are pills white ? Because they work."
"What do you call a band that comes out with a new song 12 times a year? Monthford and Son"
"Today is International Women's Day. It was actually supposed to be held 2 days ago but they took too long to get ready."
"What does an orphan get for Christmas? Really lonely."
"Swedish Fish They aren't sweet, just sweet-ish."