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Joke of the Day

"Facebook, Pinterest and Instagram have taught us that for every giant technological leap ahead, we will find a way to use it for dumb shit."

"If you put a picture of yourself in a locket, you could say you are... Independant"

"A professor and a thespian walk into a Martin Chalifour concert... 69696969696969696969 lololololololololol"

"It's me and Pamela Handerson again this Valentine's Day... "

"Why don't more people cook Armenian food? Because it can be very thyme-consuming."

"Once an octopus figures out how to do roundhouse kicks, humans are pretty much done"

"He was the best human cannonball the circus ever had. You seldom meet a man of his caliber."

"What do you cal a wine hangover? The grape depression."

"POUR SOME HIGH FRUCTOSE CORN SYRUP ON ME!!!!"

"What do you call an extremist group of water at 0 Degrees Celsius? ISIS"