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Joke of the Day

"What's the difference between onions and your mother-in-law? You don't cry when chopping your mother-in-law."

"What do you get when you combine a recliner with a fruit? A chairy."

"Why do dogs run in circles ? Because its hard to run in squares !"

"What do you call.. What do you call toothless bear. A gummy bear!"

"Why does Michael J. Fox make the best milkshakes? -> He uses the finest ingredients."

"A man's falling from the 50th floor of a skyscraper. When he gets to the 15th floor, he looks down and says, ""So far so good."""

"Mom made me take Millie to the prom. With her dark hair and big, brown eyes, I didn't argue. Horseshoes can sure wreck a gymnasium floor."

"What do Muslims do at a Rammstein concert du fast"

"In a car crash a dog would rescue you. However a cat would pour liquor over your face and testify against you in court."

"What type of milk does Mitt Romney use with his cereal? The one percent"