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Joke of the Day

"Cigarettes are like hamsters Perfectly harmless until you put one in your mouth and light it on fire"

"What is a Skywalker's preferred temperature? Lukewarm. I'll show myself out."

"Once again, I've forgotten what time class starts... When will I ever learn?"

"How do you know if a girl is ticklish? Give her a testicle."

"What is it called when Batman leaves church? Christian Bale... "

"Million dollar idea: let's start a Twitter swear jar"

"Knock Knock Who's there ! Brazil ! Brazil who ? Brazil support a girls chest !"

"Your mother is such a whore... Groupon is sending me discount rates."

"What did a young Pink Panther sing when he was playing with his magnifying glass in the back yard? Dead ant; dead ant; dead ant dead ant dead ant..."

"Premature ejaculators are like Christians They are all waiting for resurrection and second coming."