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Joke of the Day

"Cigarettes are like hamsters Perfectly harmless until you put one in your mouth and light it on fire"

"Why is OP's dog never satisfied? They don't do liver"

"What do Oranges and Apples have in common? They're both orange except for the Apple."

"everyone's always asking me 'is your son named after the movie?' and I'm like no idiot Sharknado's 5 yrs old and the movie came out in 2013"

"What do you get if you cross a duck with a firework ? A firequaker !"

"What is the worst thing about being an egg? You only get laid once, and that's by your mother!"

"The devil and a lawyer are having a conversation The devil says, ""I will give you the ability to win every case you get, in exchange for your soul."" The lawyer replies, ""Okay, what's the catch?"""

"""I hope the porn channel in my room is disabled."" Hotel Clerk ""No, it's regular porn, you sick bitch."""

"Why did the milking stool only have three legs? Because the cow has the udder"

"How do you call a beautiful feminist? An oxymoron"