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Joke of the Day

"why is peter pan always in the air? Because he neverlands"

"Hitler Where did Hitler keep his armies? In his sleevies!"

"A blind man walks into a bar, And a table. And a chair."

"Why were the early days of history called the dark ages? There were so many Knights"

"If our feet had mouths then they'd be walkie talkies."

"What do Mike Piazza, and an altar boy have in common? They were both catchers for the Padres."

"Me: Sorry I got drunk and ate all the bacon. Wife: You ate Beggin' Strips. *me to the dog* Sorry I got drunk and ate all of your bacon."

"What's the difference between pussy and parsley? I don't eat parsley. -Andrew ""Dice"" Clay"

"I never would've noticed that you removed me as a friend, until you tried to add me back."

"Whats the difference between seeing a rapist in the daytime and seeing a rapist at night? At night you can only see the eyes and the grill."