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Joke of the Day
"What's the difference between pussy and parsley? I don't eat parsley. -Andrew ""Dice"" Clay"
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"Q: How did the chewing gum cross the road? A: By sticking to the chicken's foot."
"Why can't an IT guy be a doctor? Nurse: Doctor, the patient's life support is acting strange. . . Doctor: Have you tried turning it off and on again?"
"Joke WHAT'S GREEN AND SMELLS LIKE PORK? -- Kermit's fingers Disgusting but made me giggle like a school girl bitch"
"How did Roman magistrates keep fit? Pontius Pilates."
"Just seen an illegal Mexican boy get into a van with a pedophile. Talk about alien vs predator"
"Life is not fair, but life is not fair for everyone. That makes life fair."
"Shoutout to Batman for being a true American and proving the only superpower you need is money."
"[Dirty] Why do men like golf so much? It makes it possible for them to go from hole to hole with an iron in their hands."
"""Can we not have sex tonight? I'm tired"" ""Hi Tired, I'm dad"""