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Joke of the Day

"I like my buttcheeks like how i like my babies Clean"

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"""If anyone has any objections, speak now or- SHES LITERALLY A BANANA Groom: IS THIS TRUE EMMA? Best man: I f'kin KNEW she bruised too easily"