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Joke of the Day
"I like my buttcheeks like how i like my babies Clean"
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"What do Chinese monks eat? qis."
"I always pictured Madonna playing The Invisible Woman in those Fantastic Four films... ...she would've made a great Immaterial Girl."
"what sign on your phone does a dog hate the most The pound sign."
"Why don't plumbers like to work on instant hot water heaters? It's a tankless job!"
"In MILF porn... There's always one motherfucker"
"What did the English man say when he walked in on his wife making love to three men? 'Ello, 'ello, 'ello!"
"duh. Q: Why do elephants paint their toenails red? A: So they can hide in cherry trees. Q: Have you ever seen an elephant in a cherry tree before? A: No? See, it works!"
"What do you call a video game that gives cancer? Tombr Aider"
"Two mormons walk into a bar Have a drink, talk to some ladies, do some blow, have sex, then wake up and leave the Mormon religion."