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Joke of the Day
"My Kit-Kat bar got stuck in the vending machine at work... ...gimme a break..."
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"A rather bold robber... Broke into the local police department and stole all of their toilets. Cops report that they have nothing to go on."
"Black and Mexican jokes are the same Once you've heard Juan, you've heard Jamal."
"My wife said she wants to be treated like gold on her birthday. Apparently, locking her in the safe wasn't what she had in mind."
"Do you believe in love at first sight or do I have to walk by you again?"
"Why dont Egyptian Chefs do well in the circus? They always fal-afel off the tight rope."
"Wanna see some black magic? Sorry, i meant African American Magic"
"What do dark jokes and food have in common? Not everyone gets them"
"A woman walks into her doctor's office NSFW she ask's her doctor: is it possible to get pregnant from anal sex? her doctor replies: of course, how do you think lawyers are born?"
"I killed a black guy.... I thought I would get arrest for murder, but I got arrest for impersonating a cop."