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Joke of the Day

"Girls on GoneWild Q: Why do girls on gonewild wear panties? A: So that their ankles would keep warm"

"What's the difference between a Jew and a Muslim? Who cares! More bacon for me."

"What do you call a burial chamber full of Moose? Moosoleum."

"A giant lizard rebuilds Japan and the moonwalks into the sea. #ReverseAFilmPlot"

"How does one think the unthinkable? With an iethberg."

"What did one cell say to his sister that stepped on his toe? Mitosis"

"JESUS: heaven... must be missing an angel ME: o gee thamk u jesus ur so sweet JESUS: hehe ME: hehe JESUS: time to send u back ME: wait no what"

"Mints I was eating mint chocolates and I felt sick after eight."

"Winrar is not free"

"Me: i'll have a beer Bartender: ok it's on the house buddy Me:*grabbing him by collar* then get it down, i'm not climbing up there again"