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Joke of the Day

"Girls on GoneWild Q: Why do girls on gonewild wear panties? A: So that their ankles would keep warm"

"What's white and can't climb trees? A refrigerator"

"If thieves ever broke into my house, searching for money... ...I'd just laugh and search with them."

"What's green slimy and smells like bacon? Kermit the Frog's finger."

"ELI5: with the recent outbreak of Ebola why hasn't Madagascar sealed it's borders yet?"

"My girlfriend said to me that she wanted me to tease her, so I said, ""All right, fatty."""

"I've got a new habit. And a naked dead nun."

"Who's the opposite of Christopher Reeves? Christopher Walken"

"I tried to propose to my girlfriend from Thailand today but it went wrong. As soon as i got down on one knee she started undoing her skirt"

"Why did Steve hate being the youngest clone? Because all his genes were hand me downs."