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"Did you hear about the stupid water-polo player? His horse drowned . . ."
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"""Mommy, why does everyone at school pick on me?"" ""I've no idea, Someoneyourownsize."""
"What's the difference between an IRS audit and prison rape? In prison, you have a chance at getting a reach around"
"007 then and now 007 then: Shaken not stirred. 007 now: Trimmed not shaved."
"I have a nightlight flashlight...I can only see in the dark for 2 seconds in 10 second intervals"
"Saw a guy with flames tattooed all over his face. I hope someday he finds a girl who has marshmallows tattooed all over hers."
"How did the constipated mathematician solve his problem? With a pencil..."
"heard on The View this morning (courtesy of Fozzie Bear) What do you get when you cross the Atlantic Ocean with the Titanic?......Half-way."
"Jehovah's Witnesses don't celebrate Halloween I guess they don't like when random people come knocking on their door."
"Dear paranoid people who check behind their shower curtains for murderers.. If you do find one... What's your plan?"