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Joke of the Day
"What's another name for floor pie? 3."
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"What is it called when a lumberjack masturbates? Logging off."
"Your Momma so dumb She bought a book on how to read"
"There is no ""I"" in TEAM. But there is MEAT. Delicious meat."
"How many cops does it take to push a black man down the stairs? None. He fell."
"whenever i get frustrated with the world i remember that some birds can talk and then i get so amped"
"If you want to hide a gift for your husband, just put it in the pantry with one thing in front of it."
"You can't spell success without succ... But you'd probably get neither to be honest"
"I pronounce CHampagne & CHandelier like CHimp so the lower class thinks I'm ""approachable"" & the upper class thinks I'm ""eclectic"""
"Don't worry, you are safe Zombies eat brains"