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Joke of the Day
"How does the Easter Bunny paint all of those eggs? He hires Santa's elves during the off-season."
Next Joke
"Ok /r/jokes, give me your best. Just wanted to see this subreddits potential. And that I'm not much of a funny person."
"Why do programmers get Halloween and Christmas mixed up? Because Oct31 = Dec25"
"I'm gonna stay a virgin my entire life I wanna set a good example for my kids!"
"It's orange, it says it's an orange, but it's not an orange. What is it? A tangerine with a big mouth."
"I wish I was a girl So I can use my menstruation cycle as my calendar."
"How do you make a slow reindeer fast ? Don't feed it !"
"It's like 10,000 goons When all you need Is a knight"
"Why did the airplane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread."
"[police car behind me] Me: shit, was that a red light back there? My dog: like a grey Me: ... My dog: like a light grey. If that helps"