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Joke of the Day
"Q: Why do ducks have big flat feet? A: To stamp out forest fires."
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"I want to be a dog and have someone feed me treats for sitting down."
"Q: What's the difference between Janet Reno and a school bus driver? A: The bus driver stops to let the kids out."
"What does Bill Cosby put in his garden? Rapeseeds."
"So you got mustard on your jeans. Shut up about it. We live on a wet marble that flies circles around a giant burning star. Fuck your jeans."
"What did the egg say to the boiling water? It might take me a while to get hard, i just got laid by a chick."
"What is the feeling that you've smelled a certain skunk before? Deja phew!"
"[ice cream parlor] WIFE: I'll have two scoops of vanilla ME: me too, u could say I want an WIFE AND CLERK: please don't ME: ice cream clone"
"Nothing brings out the kid in you like... an abortion."
"What type of memory card is always laughing? The XD card."