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Joke of the Day
"What did the Buffalo Say to his Son as he left for school? Bison"
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"Reception Two antennas met on a roof, fell in love and got married. The Ceremony wasn't much, but the reception was excellent."
"Welcome to Plastic Surgery Addicts Anonymous... ... I'm seeing a lot of new faces in the crowd this week, and I have to say, I'm disappointed."
"How to Be a Librarian: 1. studySHHHHH 2. but iSHHHHH 3. eSHHHHHH 4.SHHHHH SHHHHH"
"Just unfollowed a bunch of people funnier than me. Now my tweets seem, you know, funnier. Tomorrow I unfollow all the good-looking people."
"John has 400 spiders, he eats 398, what does John have now? Cancer"
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"Do you know where I can buy tickets to the Gun Show? at the Armitorium."