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Joke of the Day

"KNOCK KNOCK... Who's there? Kicks! Kicks who? Kicks Ronda Rousey for the Knock out!"

"How many tickles does it take to tickle an octopus? Tentacles!"

"My satellite navigation told me to turn around. Now I can't see where I'm driving."

"Obamacare? More like ""Obama? I don't care for that guy!!!"" Honk if you want poor people to die"

"What word in the English language is always spelled incorrectly? Incorrectly."

"Today i felt like a giant mushroom I get kept in the dark and fed shite"

"Alcohol is nothing but poison But I drink because there are just things inside of me that need to die."

"I have a beta fish named Carl He's a real lady killer!"

"How many programmers does it take to change a lightbulb? none, that's a hardware problem."

"A very lame Hitler Wordplay joke. What Does Hitler hate most about Breakfast? The *Juice*."