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Joke of the Day

"A conversation I just had. Friend - ""My Dad just bought a condo in Afghanistan, what an idiot."" Me - ""Are you kidding? Those real estate prices are set to explode."""

"How many Trump supporters does it take to change a lightbulb? This change'll be fantastic. It'll be great. You won't believe how great this change will be."

"Why is 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 'ate' 9. (it's all about delivery) (it's more of a riddle than a 'joke' per se, but funny nonetheless)"

"What would romantic living dead movie be called? Zombaes"

"Never take a Chess enthusiast to a restaurant with checkered tablecloths!......It'll take them an hour to pass the salt!!!"

"Are you a pinky toe? Cause I'm gonna bang you on every piece of furniture in my house"

"""This is embarrassing, but would you believe we actually met offline?"" - married couples in 5 years"

"What's the most problematic time of day? 4:04"

"What do you call an attraction to your own mummy? A dedipus complex."

"Don't laugh at the guy who drives the septic tank truck It may be shit to you, but it's bread and butter to him."