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Joke of the Day
"Are you a pinky toe? Cause I'm gonna bang you on every piece of furniture in my house"
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"Did you know that Iceland has the death penalty! It's called Ramadan"
"Crush: ""Hey!"" Me: *Retard mode activated*"
"What do you call a monk that cooks potatoes? A friar? A chip monk?"
"Why wasn't Euro Disney popular? Every time they set off the fireworks, the French surrendered."
"Why was Hitler bad at math? Because could never find the Final Solution."
"What do you call a sort-of cool vegetable? A Radish"
"What do women call men who are shorter than 5'7""? Friends"
"I just got married and our bed is South America My wife gets Brazil, and I get Chile."
"TIL that 1 in 3 Women are Battered. ...And to think I have been eating them plain all this time."