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Joke of the Day
"I wanna work at a bank so I can get that employee discount on money"
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"Me: This infomercial is so stupid. *10 mins later* Me: So all I have to pay on the 2nd one is the shipping and handling?"
"I got 99 problems and the bitch heard me call her a bitch so now I have 100."
"What did the wife say to the husband? Beats me \_()_/ "
"My kid is almost old enough for social media so we'll need to have ""the talk"" soon. You know, about your/you're and their/there/they're."
"Yo mama so ugly for Halloween she trick or treats on the phone!"
"i'm trying to lose weight so i ordered a salad and i immediately got annoyed thinking about the salad i would have to eat."
"ANYTHING can be considered your job if you hate it enough."
"Expeditions to Mars Russian expedition: ""Well, there is Mars."" American expedition: ""Well, there are the life forms. Disgusting"" Chinese expedition: ""Not if you know how to cook them properly"""
"The doctor's had some troubles convincing Jim he had gone deaf. He wouldn't hear it."