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Joke of the Day
"Why can't Kylie Jenner see her mom? Because she's trans-parent"
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"I lost my mood ring... I lost my mood ring. I don't know how I feel about this."
"My daughter just asked for a Samsung Galaxy phone. Had to sit her down and explain to her we aren't poor. #iPhone"
"Where do snowmen go to dance ? Snowballs !"
"How are a pair of skinny jeans like a cheap motel? No ballroom"
"Story of my life Dr: Have you been getting enough exercise? Me: Does sex count as exercise? Dr: Yes. Me: No."
"What's the difference between Hitler and Michael Phelps? One can finish a race."
"Why don't blind people bungee jump? It scares the shit out of the dogs"
"The liquor store cashier asked me my birth date so I said ""12-25-0000"", and stared into his eyes majestically."
"How many cops does it take to screw in a lightbulb? None. Instead, they end up beating the room for being dark."