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Joke of the Day
"I went to an archery range. I shot a lot of targets in arrow."
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"just saved a bunch of money on his car insurance by fleeing the scene of the accident."
"Think of a number. Realize that number will never think of you too. Lay on your bathroom floor and sob."
"My Ex Girl Friend: you need to move on and forget about me. Me: how can I forget you when every time I go outside things remind me of you like garbage bins and dog shit."
"Just saw an unbelievably beautiful woman in the park. I wonder how many cows her father would give me to marry her."
"Why did the feminist cross the road? To suck my fucking cock."
"I like to stand in crowded elevators facing the wrong way with a confused look on my face, and finally exclaim, ""Oh, it's an ELEVATOR."""
"My wife was so sick this morning that I had to carry her to the kitchen to make my breakfast."
"Knock knock Who's there? Banana. Banana who? Knock knock Who's there? Banana. Banana who? Knock knock Who's there? Orange. Orange who? Orange you glad I didn't say banana ?"
"I bought my shoes from a drug dealer. I'm not sure what they're laced with, but I've been tripping all day."