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Joke of the Day
"My wife was so sick this morning that I had to carry her to the kitchen to make my breakfast."
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"Alan Rickman's grave was prepared many days ago... ... They've just been waiting for him to slither-in."
"I thought Los Angeles seemed unusually hot, but turned out the devil is Canadian. ""Welcome to Hell, aye."""
"Why is the term ""genitals"" plural? Do I have another penis I'm not aware of?"
"A girl called me up, she said ""come over there's nobody home"" So I went over, but there was nobody home"
"What do ghosts use to predict the future? Horror-scopes!"
"Dating tip: Photoshop yourself into some of her selfies. Women love guys who are good with computers."
"My sons joke - if you've a cricket ball in one hand, and a cricket ball in the other hand. What have you got? A big cricket."
"I secretly like days when none of my facebook friends have birthdays."
"I downloaded corn onto my computer. It messed up the kernel."