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Joke of the Day

"Why did the feminist cross the road? To suck my fucking cock."

"What do you get when you mix Viagra with Disney World? Kicked out."

"Shout out to vegetarians for never having ant problems. All ant scouts find is broccoli crumbs and despair, and who wants to feed on that."

"What does a beer say when it's cold? Buuuurrrrrr!!!"

"My wife asked me where I'd like to be buried... Apparently ""Balls deep in your sister"" was not the answer she was expecting."

"What's the difference between a pizza and a gym teacher? A pizza can actually feed a family of four."

"How do you keep an idiot busy for hours? [Click here to find out the answer.](http://www.reddit.com/r/Jokes/comments/2b57xv/how_do_you_keep_an_idiot_busy_for_hours/)"

"Helen Keller's two favorite colors Corduroy and velcro"

"Why Colonel had a bunch of underwears ? Because, Brigadier General asked him to debrief his team."

"How do Jews do a pregnancy test? The woman spreads her legs and the man throws a penny between them - if a hand darts out to snatch it up then it's a positive"