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Joke of the Day

"April fools in Latvia Latvian ask friend if he want potato for lunch. Friend guess is April Fool joke. Say ""Too easy, never potato in Latvia, only sadness."" One man starve to death during lunch."

"Did you see the video of the woman who pushed a cop? She thought he would not fall because cops are above all laws."

"What do you call a nursing home with a buffet? A Golden Corral."

"Time to get ready for work Insomnia - OK. You can sleep now."

"In all fairness, Trump can't release his tax returns At least not until Putin sends him his W2s."

"I used to think ""I hope I don't do anything stupid."" Now it's more like ""I hope whatever stupid shit I do at least fits in a tweet."""

"Did r/jokes hear about the new Taco Bell Express yet? You give them 99c, and they throw a burrito in the toilet for you."

"Me: My son totaled another car. Progressive: I see that you insure 3 teen sons? M: yes P: *covers phone* HEY GUYS, WE'RE GOING TO ARUBA!"

"I was raised by my father. He was a competitive poker player."

"What is white and streaks across the sky at blinding speeds? The coming of the lord"