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Joke of the Day
"MASTURBATE JOKE DAD: Son if you masturbate to much you'll go blind SON: Hey dad I'm over here."
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"will somebody tell my friend its spelled ""gif"" not ""gf"" and its not special that he has one, i have like 400 on my computer"
"Someone at the men's outfitter just called me 'MISS' on the phone... ... ehh at least I don't sound married!"
"I went to France yesterday to see a soccer match... I had a blast!"
"What do you call an avocado cut up into 6.022*10^23 times? Guacamole"
"So I called my urologist... Receptionist: ""Can you hold?"" Me: ""No...that's why I'm calling"""
"Everyone is unique. Except you. You are not unique. You are the only not unique person in human history."
"Why are false teeth like stars? Because they come out at night."
"Two Irish men walk into a bar. I would've thought one of them would have seen it."
"What kind of insects to secret agents like? (as told by my 9 yr old) Spiders."