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Joke of the Day

"Microsoft has realized that all their products get better PR by naming it after Halo mythology. I'm expecting the next Windows version to be Windows 117."

"I used to think the brain was the most interesting part of the body. Then I realized what was telling me that."

"What do you call a good looking Lebanese man? Azif"

"Turns out I got Lazik surgery by mistake so now I have two lazy eyes."

"How to fall down the stairs: Step 1 Step 2 Step 4 Step 7 Step 11"

"What do you call it when a guy fucks a girl and never calls her again? A hit and run"

"It's like the TSA doesn't even care relationships end cause we can't run through the airport and stop someone from getting on a plane."

"The Dominos ""tracker"" says Ashley just left with my pizza so I only have a few minutes to get naked. Just glad it's not Brad... ...again."

"Why do cows have hooves instead of feet? Because they lactose... Glutes( )"

"The best revenge is living well, unless you own a flamethrower."