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Joke of the Day

"A blonde walks into a bar... Ouch"

"GARY: ""You wanna?"" BARRY: ""Ugh. Jesus OK."" (Siamese twins deciding to masturbate)"

"Why did Hitler turn to genocide after a failed career as an artist? He never learned to mix the colors"

"Mosquitos are like family. Annoying but they carry your blood."

"I just ran 3.5 miles in 30 minutes! Ha! Just kidding, I ate some ice cream."

"Wait, women get the WHOLE DAY? Is that in every country? It's night where I am is it over can it be about me again"

"Why couldn't the giraffe get a job at the bank? They weren't hiring."

"My teacher called me into her office today. She totally wants my D To go up to a C."

"If you were to write a direct, very short introduction for Microsoft Office's word processor, it might be a... ...forward four-word foreword for Word."

"Why don't I play chess with the Prodigy? they smack my bishop"