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Joke of the Day

"Pascal walks into a bar. He then feels pressured to leave."

"Lost My Job I've been sacked from my job as a roller coaster ride operator. I'm suing them for funfair dismissal."

"Take a pistol 1. Take a pistol 2. Point it to your head 3. Pull the trigger WHAT HAPPENS NEXT WILL BLOW YOUR MIND"

"What does the jewish kid do on the swing? Pisses off the sniper."

"What do you call a Sith Lord who lives in the woods? Darth Deciduous"

"What's the biggest moth in the world ? A mammoth !"

"Is there a scientific name for the state where you're not hungry but you want to keep eating, besides ""awake"""

"What do Pink Floyd and Dale Earnhardt have in common? Their last big hit was the wall."

"INMATE: ""What are you in for?"" ME: ""A real treat, I hope."""

"What do Nascar and a Kinko's dumpster have in common? They're both filled with white trash. -&y"