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Joke of the Day
"What do you call a Sith Lord who lives in the woods? Darth Deciduous"
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"What do you call an epileptic frolicking in a garden? Seizure salad."
"I just watched Harry Potter for the first time and it was a little unrealistic I mean, a ginger with two friends?"
"My son was really scared after swallowing some lego."
"What did the Mexican firefighter name his sons? Jose and Hose B"
"What do you call an alcoholic dog ? A whino !"
"Post? Post and repost are on a bridge. Post jumps off. Who is left?"
"What do the Hindenberg, the Titanic and Hillary Clinton have in common? Going down on any of them would be horrifying."
"I made my will yesterday and had to make my lawyer the beneficiary because my estate will just about cover his bill"
"my brother turned 30 this weekend and i'll never forget what mom said when dad told her we're growing up too fast ""they're eating dog food"""