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Joke of the Day

"""Girl, are you a tree? cause-"" ""no i'm not a tree"" ""..cause i want-"" ""why are you still talking i'm not a tree"" "".. i want t-"" ""not a tree"""

"Have you ever heard a joke with no punchline?"

"What's the worst part about being a black jew? Sitting at the back of the oven.."

"What do Bernie Sanders and the Statue of Liberty have in common? Common people sent both of them pennies to help build a foundation for liberty."

"What do you call it when a shepherd can't find his ram? Memory loss."

"I got a job at FedEx OP delivered"

"Two cops knocked on my door Me: What do you want? Cops: We just want to talk. Me: How many of you are out there? Cops: There's two of us. Me: So why don't you talk with each other?"

"If you love something, set it free. Maybe not sharks though. Or bees. Viruses. Lots of stuff really. Look, the point is don't love anything."

"What's the difference between Hillary Clinton and an acronym? An acronym stands for something"

"When waiting for HIV test results, the main thing is to stay positive. Shamelessly based on a joke by /u/PS_FuckYouJenny"