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Joke of the Day
"Why should you send your sweetie a valentine? Because you always heart the one you love."
Next Joke
"Hey babe, are you a Sasquatch? Because I'm a cryptozoologist and I've been looking for you my whole life."
"So a commie, a clown and a crook walk into a bar... ...no wait, they enter a presidential race."
"Why don't bunnies make noise when they have sex? Because they have Cotton Balls"
"Why did 11 eat 12? Cuz 12, 13, 14"
"Me: C'mon, baby. Just the tip? Her: No! Me: Awww, cmon! Her: No, you're paying the whole bill this time."
"Siri, what's depression? Siri: Here are your directions to Chuck E Cheese."
"I wonder how many lightbulbs it takes to change a baby."
"My dentist... has the heart of a lion. ( sitting on his office table)"
"Why didn't the two tampons talk to each other? Because they were stuck up bitches."