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Joke of the Day
"You know the vagina of a fish? It's a fish hole."
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"Why are people so sore about Russia taking the Crimea? I mean cry me a river river right?"
"If you give a man a fish you kinda suck at picking out gifts."
"Drops empty vodka bottles in all the neighbor's recycling bins. So the garbage men don't think it's just me."
"My blood type is coffee."
"You don't even know how many public pools you can get into for free with a bunch of sunblock on your nose and a whistle."
"I went to buy some classical music today... But I forgot my Chopin Liszt."
"What do you call a cat that has just eaten a whole duck ? A duck filled fatty puss !"
"What's the difference between America and a pot of yogurt? If you leave a pot of yogurt alone for 200 years it develops a culture."
"How do you feel about euthanasia? I think we can exploit them by increasing our amount of sweatshops."