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Joke of the Day

"I went to the zoo the other day.. I went to the zoo the other day and all they had was a dog. It was a shihtzu."

"I'm working on a screenplay called '127 Seconds' about my fat co-worker getting his hand stuck in a Pringles tube."

"Q.What do me and a mirror have in common? A.When we see your face we both crack up!"

"Innuendos? I like to slip one in every now and again."

"Why do seagulls live by the sea? Because if they live by the bay they would be called bagels."

"What do you call a color that doesn't exist? A pigment of your imagination."

"Why does Karl Marx hate earl grey? Because all proper tea is theft."

"What kind of money do religious businesses make? Prophet."

"I've never had a beer explode in my car. I've never left a beer alone that long."

"WHAT'S THE POINT OF A PSYCHIC HOTLINE IF THEY WON'T TELL ME WHERE MY OTHER SHOE IS?!"