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Joke of the Day

"I'm proud say you will never guess who has been sober for 10 years. Ted Kennedy."

"People call me ugly until they see my wallet Then they call me poor"

"One day, I hope you choke on all the shit you talk."

"A bumble bee was chasing a rabbit. Finally the bee turned around and flew away. Why? The rabbit had two b's already."

"90% of people get this problem wrong 1+1+1+1+1 1+1+1+1+1 1+1x0+1 = ?"

"A stupid knock knock joke Knock knock! Who's there? Europe. Europe Who? No you're a poo!"

"I tried to force feed my child After a few minutes my wife said ""Use a fucking spoon you dumbass, you're not a Jedi."""

"50 SHADES OF... Theatre owners have been piping in citrus scent after each showing of 50 Shades of Grey. Because everyone knows citrus is best at eliminating fish odors"

"No Amazon, I don't want to sort stuff by ""Price: High to Low,"" who are the billionaires who would even make that an option?"

"Is it solipsistic in here or is it just me?"