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Joke of the Day
"Don't you just hate it when you BP red wine on a white tablecloth? [New verb. Make it so.]"
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"Two nuns are riding bicycles down a bumpy road... One turns to the other and say ""I never came this way before""."
"People go to the bar hoping for two things...to get hammered or to get nailed."
"What do you call a asian and a black guy?? A math problem."
"what do you call a cat in a blender? Meow Mix"
"What do crocs and getting a blowjob from a man have in common? They both feel great until you look down and realise you are gay."
"What's the difference between Jews and Pizzas? Pizzas don't scream in the oven. *Preparing self For the downvotes/Report*"
"My girlfriend's mood is like the graph of sin(x)..... Her mood goes up and down within one period."
"What's harder than rocket science? My dick."
"*pounding on her chest* DON'T DIE ON ME KAREN! *pounds harder* (sobbing) BREATHE DAMMIT! CPR instructor: Ok, so that was wrong."