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Joke of the Day

"I'll take an ice cream sandwich please. You know what? I'm trying to be healthy, can you change that to an ice cream salad instead? Thanks"

"isnt it cool how we all accepted that we all know the names of streaming porn sites and didnt ask each other how we knew of them"

"A Harry Houdini Joke What is one thing Harry Houdini can't escape from? Stomach punches"

"Jack in the box ...is NOT an instruction."

"I could've built a school in Africa with the amount of time I've spent uncapitalizing letters in texts to seem cool."

"I asked a crow what its favourite Apple product was.. ""Caw!"""

"To make a delicious omlette... you must be an eggspert."

"Little John discovered his testicles while taking a shower and asked his mother. Johny:""Mom! Are these my brains?"" Mother:"" Not yet Johny"""

"Which newspaper is most popular around cows? The Moo York Times"

"People who brag about drinking black coffee?? Ok enjoy your hot bean water, I'm using creamer because I love myself"