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Joke of the Day

"Doctor: Open your mouth (inserts tongue depressor) Me: Mmm, this tastes good. Dr: You should have tasted it when the Popcicle was on it!"

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"What is the worst part about having sex with an old woman? Ever open a grilled cheese sandwich?"
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