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Joke of the Day
"How do frat boys cut down trees? With a sah, dude"
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"What's Jerry Lewis's favorite vitamin? riboFLAVIN"
"How many IT professionals does it take to change a lightbulb? Have you tried turning it off and back on?"
"Three politicians go to heaven. No, seriously, it could happen."
"Two atoms walking down the street ... ... one turns to the other and says ""I think I've lost an electron"". The other replies ""F*ck me, a talking atom!"""
"It's funny how dogs can lick their own balls... it's so hard for me to do that, they start barking at me before i get anywhere near them."
"It's weird that my neighbors won't let me borrow their keys & make a copy of them in case I need to clean their house while they're asleep."
"Did you hear about the pillow factory that blew up last week? There was a big panic at first, but it's all settled down now."
"I don't dance. Unless it's for money."
"You may fall from the sky, you may fall from a tree, but the best way to fall... is in love with me."