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Joke of the Day
"Q: What does a horny toad say? A: Rubbit"
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"If a rich man dies from a drug overdose, the headline should read ""Pills bury dough boy"" Credit to my friend Chris"
"Where's the safest place to hide money from a man? Under the soap"
"A priest and a rabbi walk into a horse show in Amsterdam... What is this world coming to?"
"What did JFK say after banging Marilyn Monroe? ""Some men have greatness thrust upon them, some men thrust upon greatness."""
"A Freudian Slip is... when you say one thing but mean your mother."
"9 out of 10 Chinese Doctor Have Cataracts... the 10th drives a Rincoln"
"Why was the hipster so successful in the stock market? He invested before it was cool."
"You can tell a lot about a woman from her shoes If they're behind her ears, she likes you"
"I have a real super power of stopping bullets with my face... once."