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Joke of the Day

"Q: What does a horny toad say? A: Rubbit"

"There are now two ways to pronounce ""Reddit"". Read-it and Re-edit. ^^^^^shit ^^^^^joke"

"What did the two oceans say to each-other? Nothing, they just waved."

"Just got a blow job in the elevator. It was a pleasure on many levels"

"I decided to write a joke about restraining orders. This is the closest I could get."

"Of course climate change is man-made. It's all been meticulously orchestrated by the Titanic survivors, seeking revenge on that iceberg."

"Petulant: (defn.) a cat or dog you let a friend borrow"

"I recently got a rescue dog, but I'm not real happy with him. When I got lost while hiking, he was no help at all."

"""If you started at 16 and work until you're 23. That would give you 10 years of experience."" Back to school for you My friend!"

"I've just noticed my wife is wearing her sexy underwear. This can only mean one thing She's behind with the washing."