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Joke of the Day
"Why are C programmers just the worst? They're classless."
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"[toddler saves Michael Cera from drowning]"
"What do you call shooting yourself in the face with jiz? Homo-cide"
"My wife and I were happy for 25 years Then we met."
"What does a cynical Irishman drink? Whiskey sour"
"Q: What is Iraq's national bird ? A: Duck"
"Is it whisky? Two Chinese men break into a Scottish Distillery. One turns to the other and says ""is it whisky?"". His accomplice turns to him and says ""yes! But not as whisky as wobbing a bank""."
"A rabbi, a Priest, and a duck walk into a bar... and the bartender says ""What is this, a fucking joke?"""
"I like my women like I like my government. No Bush."
"Behind every successful woman is a Man who let her down."