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Joke of the Day

"Seems like the most reliable way to get rid of some people is just to lend them money....))"

"What do young ghosts call their parents? Deady and Mummy."

"How to get a date with a Clinton supporter today... Baby, want a tissue?"

"Just finished reading the Declaration of Independence to my kids, and they went to live with their dad"

"Just found out Cuba Gooding Jr is not from Cuba, but from New York. Leave it to a big name celebrity to be a huge liar"

"Why did the redneck drive his pickup truck over the edge of a cliff? -- He wanted to test out his new air brakes."

"Did you hear that Jim Carrey lost his left arm in a horrific accident? I guess that makes him all-righty then."

"Why did the man fall down the well? He couldn't see that well"

"HairLine Joke Your hair line goes Way back Like the 50's"

"Chuck Norris doesn't read books. He stares them down until he gets the information he wants."