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Joke of the Day
"How to get a date with a Clinton supporter today... Baby, want a tissue?"
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"What do you get when you cross a penis and a potato? A dictator."
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"I want to steal someone's phone who has 8000 followers and retweet the fuck out of myself"
"A dyslexic man.. Three men go to a bar, but only two walk in. One of them is dyslexic, he walked into a bra."
"I just answered someones question with..... I Reckon. and now I have to move to Oklahoma."
"I told my boyfriend yesterday, ""You do look a little Downsy, if I squint."" ""...Or if you squint."""
"When I die I want to go like my grandfather did, peacefully in his sleep. Not like his terrified passengers."
"What does Salvador Dali eat for breakfast? surreal"
"Why is USA so gloomy? Because only two parties exist for the whole country"