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Joke of the Day
"I can't stand pedophiles - Fucking immature assholes."
Next Joke
"CW: It's gonna get cold! Me: You're gonna die. CW: Excuse me? Me: Sorry, I thought we were pointing out the obvious."
"Someone called my shirt gay today... True. It just came out of the closet today."
"Have you ever loved someone so much, you wanted to keep them hidden from the world and all to yourself? Well, apparently it's called kidnapping"
"What did the woman with dissociative identity disorder tell her psychologist? ""Let me be Frank with you."""
"An Olympian walks into a bar and says ""damn""."
"A starfish has five arms. An anablep has four eyes. An octopus has three hearts. And you've got two faces."
"Every Political Ad Ever: I'm a rich guy who's not like the other rich guy he's a total douche. *Paid for by my rich guy friends*"
"What kind of pants do the Mario Brothers wear? Denim denim denim."
"How do you kill a blonde? There are three ways; -put a scratch and sniff sticker at the bottom of a pool -a mirror at the bottom of a pool -or put a condom on the top of a flag pole"