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Joke of the Day

"I can't stand pedophiles - Fucking immature assholes."

"The light at the end of the tunnel has been turned off due to budget cuts."

"Why did the anorexic cow take great offense when the farmer wished him Merry Christmas? ...because he was a moo-slim."

"What do you call 6.02*10^23 butts? Molasses"

"family member: what are you doing with your life? me: it's a surprise"

"{Goes to buy Virgin Airlines ticket} ""Can I buy one even if I've done sex?"" Um. Yes sir ""Cause I have"" Okay ""I've done all of it"" Please go"

"What's big, huge and hairy? A Goliath bird eating tarantula."

"I had friend that died of indigestion Its just not the same now Gav is gone"

"I recently found a girl using Chaturbate to play games and get tips. The other she was extra chatty.. If I wanted to watch girls pretend to play, I would go to Twitch."

"At the rate this year's going so far... I'm probably not going to get that puppy for Christmas."