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Joke of the Day

"If Reddit up/down voting were to be applied in real life as an immediate feedback of the spoken word crowed subway trains would be a much quieter place."

"Did you hear the one about the constipated accountant? He couldn't budget."

"A group of girls in our collage have chosen to turn into Bra-Burning feminists. All the boys intend to support this movement."

"And then the penguin says to the bartender, this *is* my most casual outfit!"

"What time does Sean Connery get to Wimbledon? Ten-ish."

"Dog for sale Eats everything. Loves kids."

"Current anger level: I am last-beer-in-the-fridge-turns-out-to-be-a-soy-sauce-bottle angry."

"Did you hear about the competition between Volvo and the other Swedish car manufacturer? It's all just a Saab story, really."

"What Australian city has the most cats? Purrth."

"What's it called when an Asian man gives his best friend head? A bro job."