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Joke of the Day

"Why do cows need four legs to walk? Because they lactose. Moo"

"Why is it... old people say ""there's no place like home"", yet when you put them in one..."

"What did they do to the burger who thought he was a rooster? Cook-a-doodle-do!"

"I just put too much cream in my coffee. This is the worst Good Friday ever."

"Just thought of the best senior quote "" "" -Taylor Swift"

"Some say that Mexicans are bordering on the insane... But so what? So are Canadians."

"Why wasn't the Canadian scared at the movie theater? He knew Nunavut was real."

"[NSFW] Did I ever tell you guys about my idea for a line of sex toys marketed towards sleazy women? I'm calling it ""Toys for Thots."""

"*gazes into the abyss* *awkwardly looks away and pretends I wasn't looking when the abyss gazes back*"

"My wife googled ""when is it safe to leave a child at home alone"" and now she won't let me stay home alone."